The nature of this post does not imply any sort of deep trauma, psychological issue, or paternal rejection complex on my behalf.
But!
I merely speculate......
Why not......
Due to all the girls posting their pics, have a Stars in your Eyes forumite XXXmas special, where forumites dress up as their fave ladieeez and send in the pics?!
Caracatus as Lara Lee!! Officer Dibble as a chav of his choice! OEJ as Kirstyn Halborg!! Deuce Bigalo as Nici Sterling!! Me and Big Al as Faye, we'll go as a breast each!! planeterotica as Michelle Thorne!
Non-starter then.
(Porn) Stars in their eyes...
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planeterotica
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Why me as Michelle Thorne is it because i have a great singing voice and i should be on xxxfactor.
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Don't think Lara would be impressed. I think even Bella Emberg would be upset if I tried an impression 
Pervert
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Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
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Jock Strap
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Fudgeflaps - why go to all these elaborate lengths to cover up your urges?
If you enjoy wearing women's clothes then that's cool! We all accept you for what you are.
So get them bra and panties on and feel no shame!
Of course.....you wouldn't catch us real men engaging in such questionable activity.
If you enjoy wearing women's clothes then that's cool! We all accept you for what you are.
So get them bra and panties on and feel no shame!
Of course.....you wouldn't catch us real men engaging in such questionable activity.
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fudgeflaps
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Alright then.....
Lex Luger as Sensational Queen Sherry or Trish Stratus.
Howzat?
Lex Luger as Sensational Queen Sherry or Trish Stratus.
Howzat?
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I'm satisfied. Or shall I say, STRATUSfied AAAAAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOL.
I hate Kasabian.
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I so couldnt resist, i have excorsied alot of patience and now i have to say it
Fudgeflaps: Me and Big Al as Faye, we'll go as a breast each!!
You'd look a right TIT then wouldnt you ? but hey What a pair you would make
Fudgeflaps: Me and Big Al as Faye, we'll go as a breast each!!
You'd look a right TIT then wouldnt you ? but hey What a pair you would make
It is said that both love and truth walk hand in hand. But if the need is great enough, can we learn to love a lie?
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Deuce Bigolo
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I love to participate but with the amount of folicles I've got to remove couldn't be ready before X-Mas 2006
I'm afraid waxing is out of the question as I have very sensitive skin
Not a bad idea for the next BGAFD bash?
I'm sure there are a few males that would love to get into certain girls pants
cheers
B....OZ
I'm afraid waxing is out of the question as I have very sensitive skin
Not a bad idea for the next BGAFD bash?
I'm sure there are a few males that would love to get into certain girls pants
cheers
B....OZ
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fudgeflaps
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teeheehee lol!
We all thought it, but Cenobitez steams in, like an express train to Titsville!
Your post will go down as one of my fondest mammaries..... ;p
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We all thought it, but Cenobitez steams in, like an express train to Titsville!
Your post will go down as one of my fondest mammaries..... ;p
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