What's irritating in the papers today

[Dorrin]

The stars come out for the "Narnia" premier, Wayne Rooney's girlfriend, a bloody star? plain girl who if she wasn't hanging onto the Man Utd chav like a limpet would be tossing burgers at McDonalds. Sharon bloody Osbourne, ditto although she would probably be at Burgerking where they take the older employee. If I was a few years younger and a few pounds lighter, I may try to grab hold of a female celebrity so I could become a star with no talent whatsoever.
See Disney is remaking Winnie the Pooh and is dumping Christopher Robin in favour of a 6 year old girl to attract a more PC audience, Bastards! Where will it end, Moby Dick turns into a loveable dolphin and Ahab is only searching for him so he can swim with him, Batman comes out with his marriage to 16 year old boy wonder Robin?
Can't beat a rant on a Thursday.

[Pervert]

Worth noting that Myleene Klass and Nell McAndrew usually show up at the opening of an envelope. "Celebs" get free tickets in the hope that their presence results in publicity.

[steve56]

wasnt myleene attacked yesteday?

[Pervert]

On Tuesday, by some obnoxious little happy slapper gits. Ironic since her boyfriend is a bodyguard.