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The stars come out for the "Narnia" premier, Wayne Rooney's girlfriend, a bloody star? plain girl who if she wasn't hanging onto the Man Utd chav like a limpet would be tossing burgers at McDonalds. Sharon bloody Osbourne, ditto although she would probably be at Burgerking where they take the older employee. If I was a few years younger and a few pounds lighter, I may try to grab hold of a female celebrity so I could become a star with no talent whatsoever.
See Disney is remaking Winnie the Pooh and is dumping Christopher Robin in favour of a 6 year old girl to attract a more PC audience, Bastards! Where will it end, Moby Dick turns into a loveable dolphin and Ahab is only searching for him so he can swim with him, Batman comes out with his marriage to 16 year old boy wonder Robin?
Can't beat a rant on a Thursday.

Worth noting that Myleene Klass and Nell McAndrew usually show up at the opening of an envelope. "Celebs" get free tickets in the hope that their presence results in publicity.

wasnt myleene attacked yesteday?

On Tuesday, by some obnoxious little happy slapper gits. Ironic since her boyfriend is a bodyguard.