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Just a thought. How does pet insurance work?

Car insurance- your car gets pranged bad. You go to insurance company, who has furnished you with a premium at a certain level, fully comp, 3rd party......... You get a courtesy car in the meantime.

Pet insurance. FooFootiddlekins jumps in the aquarium and drags the live toaster in with him and inadvertenly quadrospazzes himself. He's out of action for a good wee whileee. !tears!

Do you get a courtesy pet? Right sir, that's a band E cat you've got there, we can offer you a toucan, a siberian hamster, or a low-spec dolphin? Oh, but what level was your insurance- is FooFoo fully comp; or turd party, strayness and theft?

In fact, if your pet is fully comp, can it drive your car too??!! Bonzer! !cool!Mine just got her HGV licence.........

...and if he, she or it smokes, does that affect it's life insurance.....?

I've got a cold. On paracetamol. Waaaaaaayyy, these drugs are great man......

!confused!

I like the way your mind works, young fellow.

I thought a sage old codger like you would give me a proper scolding! !happy!

Anyhoo. We've got Jock in Eberdeen, Al in Perth, a couple of Edinburgh boys, Jimmy Deans/ Phil McCav lived in Glasgow's very own Orange County, Larkhall..... and me as another weej.

You've alluded to the fact you are a Scot, C, so where do you live, or if you're not here anymore, where did you originate?

If you don't want to give yourself away, I understand, that's fine- I just like to gauge the demographic! !boring!

regards,

ff.