your 5 minutes of premiership fame

[perihelion]

Childish... but....

If you could have 5 minutes playing for any team in the premiership against any other premiership side, who would you most like to 'take out' using any means possible....

Me personally id like to drop kick Craig Bellamy right in those prominent welsh chav teeth of his, with that other prize prick, robbie savage coming in a close second!

[Roy]

Id play for my team Everton, Id love to give Arjen Robben a reason to go down and stay down the Ballet dancing diving cheating tw@t.

[perihelion]

great shout, the balding little elderly looking toby!

[davewells]

When I was (briefly) an apprentice at Swindon Town in 75-76 we had an away game (youth team) against Derby County. Just before kick off their coach came into our changing room and asked our coach if he could play two first teamers coming back from injury. They were Charlie George & Leigthon James and I had to mark James. FUCK ME what an experience it was. I did actually play quite well and we drew the game 1-1 and scored from my cross. Still didn't help me make the grade though.

I also played in a charity game in the 80's against a lot of the 69 League Cup wining team and actually did take out a very young Paul Rideout and about 10 spectators with one sliding tackle along the touchline.

I would have always loved to have played against Paul Ince when he was at Utd (me playing for City of course. Good player but I would have delighted in a war with him. Me being a bit of a David Batty myself.

[Roy]

Paul Rideout, A name I aint heard in a while. 1995 FA cup goal against United. Nice Memory.

[randyandy]

Robbie Savage or Jens Lahmann not fussy I'd be equally as pleased to take out both.

[Jacques]

Don't care which team but deffinatly Cuntymints Savage, no question or hesitation.

[Ace]

When I lived in Bermuda, I played for a hotel side who played in a small league, but we did play the National (hahaha) side that boasted (hahaha) Kyle Lightbourne and Shaun Goater who went on to ply their limited trade in England.
We thought we were pretty tasty, but the penny dropped after 15 minutes and we were 4-0 down.
The rules were simple, no deliberate injury on the internationals, which was a fair one.
However, about 7 years ago, I did up-end David Speedie in a friendly when he turned out for his mate who ran a pub here in Nuneaton. They played us for a 'run' and our lads did put it about a bit. I 'did' Speedo, just because he was a nasty cunt that day, but also he left Chelsea for Cov City...........and that was bang out of order

[perihelion]

great shouts..... and ace love that story!

lehman - Yes!
Savage - Yes Yes Yes!
Bellamy - Yes

I would also like to boot that little knob lee bowyer up in the air!

[jimmy068]

Roy Keane. I would not only kick the fucker into a coma but I'd also steam into the united bench and knock Taggart out too! This after scoring a really dubious penalty in front of the stretford end and winning the derby. I'd also do what Cisse did at Newcastle last sunday but my t-shirt would have this one's for Denis Law and old yellow bollocks Best written on it. Lots of crowd trouble would then ensue but the ref would uphold the result and not abandon the game altogether. The ref would then run from the field singing City til I die!

Now thats one hell of a match doncha think? Sorry folks, I'm still a bit grumpy after Monday night.