Ringleader of the Tormentors

[fudgeflaps]

Aye, Morrissey's new one- it;'s out tomorrow.......

.....and i've got it already!!

For all of Ye Dafffte Cynics dismissiing it as 80's cack that late-20's to 30-somethings pine for, please piss off.

'Cos it's a cwacka.... for all you fans of Musick. A bit more upbeat than YATQ, 'cos he's bumming an Italian boy. As long as he's happy and producing good tunes. Making gay while the sun shines? !tumbleweed!

Excuse all syntax and punctuation errors (i am normally infallible, so non-industry of me), BUT I AM PISSHED!!!!!*

*Scotsh 'pished' = England 'hammered/ poleaxed/ trollied/ pissed'.

When is the BGAFD party, mods?

Lolly Badcock? I'll show her a good cock.........for once.......

again, !tumbleweed!

#admin- a drunken/ hangovr smiley would be dead nice.

*whah to the anus*

[Arginald Valleywater]

A girl in our office is totally distraught that Mozza is now openly biting pillows!

[Jock Strap]

Have you got tickets to see him Fudgey?

[fudgeflaps]

No...... but I hopefully will- busy week, that. Panic! At The Disco, Gary Numan and Mozza; Numan is the only one not to have sold out yet!

[Arginald Valleywater]

There was a serious problem getting tickets for his next UK tour. Most of the tickets went through agenices and not the venues, which is a complete rip-off. I know several lifelong fans who can't get a ticket unless they want to pay some cunt ?100+ on Ebay. Whitehaven Town Hall holds some 500, about 100 tickets went via the front door and the rest ended up on Ebay within 15 mins of the venue being "sold out". I cannot believe a so called man of the people and hard line lefty could let his fans be so badly ripped off...........

[Jock Strap]

O/T I know but I saw Maiden Scotland the other night. Fucking magic they were too.