"It was an art film, end of story. It was not a bloody porn film."
....pleads newly-elected BNP Councillor Richard "Dicky" Barnbrook!
Luckily part of the commentary to this long-forgotten masterwork "HMS Discovery: A Love Story" has now surfaced. Gay porn or "art"? You be the judge!
"A harsh scowl masks your smile, but weakens when your nakedness inspires. It bares you like a foreskin's folds ... you will make of yourself a beauty, hard as rusting trucks and slag. Fists in a toilet that smells of piss ... open-mouthed, I shall dream of altar-boys."
!shocked!!shocked!!shocked!
Splice the BNP mainbrace, me hearties! Rum, sodomy and the lash!!!
Watersports with Dicky!
Re: Watersports with Dicky!
It's not art as your maiden aunt would understand the term.
Re: Watersports with Dicky!
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"Fists in a toilet that smells of piss ...
...open-mouthed, I shall dream of altar-boys."
"Fists in a toilet that smells of piss ...
...open-mouthed, I shall dream of altar-boys."