Off Topic - Embarrassing Sex

[DNA]

Know this maybe off-topic but cam across this "true story" on the net and was wondering whether anyone else had anything else as funny.

At the Drive In

Back many years, when I was about 20, I was with a guy at the drive in theatre. This drive in was known as a spot for sex in the back rows. We parked back there and settled in to "watch" the movie. We were fooling around and one thing led to another, and I ended up giving him a blow job. He was pretty big and I could only get the top part in my mouth! I licked and sucked and after awhile he held my head and started moving my head up and down on him. I could tell he was getting pretty excited. He started moving faster, then pulled my head up with one hand, and stroked himself with his other. He shot several streams right
into my face! When we were done, I wiped my face on some napkins.

A little while after we finished the first movie ended, so I went to the consession stand to get something to drink before the next movie started. There were about ten or twelve people in there. I noticed a few of them looking at me kinda funny. When I got to the front of the line, the teenager behind the counter handed me a napkin and said (loud enough for everyone to hear)"you have cum in your hair". Everybody broke up as I wiped a big glob of cum out of my hair! I was SO embarrassed! When I told the guy I was with what happened, we both had a good laugh about it.

[buttsie]

More like Embarrassing Post!!!

cheers
B..OOZE

[jj]

That stuff belongs in Fiesta, etc, surely?,......
....along with the time I shagged all (yes, ALL) of S Club 7 with one hand tied behind me back, eating a quadruple-decker bacon/onion/fruitbat/mayo on Rye.

[lurker]

This sounds like an appropriate moment to direct you to:



Which attempts to verify the truth of those stories you heard
down the pub. Also was the source material for a mediocre
horror movie.

[jj]

......great stuff, Monsieur le Lurker.
I trotted thru the 'Droit de Seigneur' bit, and was disappointed to find it was largely untrue.........has anyone told Marcus?

[buttsie]

Sounds like and episode of happy days that they had to cut(LOL)

Infact now that I think about it didn't Sclub have their own show
Must have been Rachel(LOL)

cheers
B...OOZE

[jj]

BTW, does anyone agree?
Rachel- A++;
Tina- A+;
The other one.....errrmmm.... Jo. Errrmmmm.......