I`m Pissed And I Have A Bottle Opener

[magoo]

Well I have.

And I have a load of beer and wine and I dont have to go to work today. Hurray!

Pissedness shall continue ad infinitum.

(yeah pointless post I know, and not nearly as dramatic as JJs)

[zasuna]

dont they have pubs in your area? if they do please go to one and join up with all the other sad loners with no mates and leave us in peace.thanks

[buttsie]

Ever considered working from home Magoo?

Then you could buy your Computer at the companies expense
and download Marlene Lufen to your Hearts content.



cheers
B...OOOZE

[Buttsie]

A troll getting pissed off by a silly post boo hoo my heart bleeds for ya!!!

Off ya go down the pub to ya mates!!
Do us a favour Don't come back.


cheers
B...OOOZE

[magoo]

Wish I could work from home. Instead I have to face horrid dragons who hog the PC. I would rather be at home drinking beer and wine. Which I am today. I might move to Australia just to get some peace.

Can you put a good word in with imigration for me Buttsie?

Magoo (applying for Oz)

[magoo]

If they will let Matt in they obviously are not choosey/fussy!

[deSade]

Which I will either eat, or shove up my good lady's vadge.

Decisions, decisions...

[buttsie]

Just mention in your application you specialise in wine tastings
and you'll be welcome.I'm sure the germans in the barossa valley will welcome you with open arms

cheers
B..OOOZE

[jj]

You know the coiyright legislation better than me: can you explain why I shouldn't sue?

[Is your spell-checker woking?]

....but I think they prefer people who are able to put 2 'm's in 'immigration'a