The Cold Meat Counter

[Steve R]

You know kids are going to indulge in necrophilia anyway, so we may as well make condoms available so it can be safe necrophilia:

http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpr ... 447475.htm

[mike johnson]

It may be a matter of "urban legend" but their are stories here in the U.S. about people being caught doing awful things w/ the dearly-departed but when they go to arrest them, there is found to be no state necrophilia law.
According to wikipedia, only 8 states have laws against it. Though, this is wrong as they don't list Florida, which has one. Nor Minnesota.