BEST MAN'S SPEECH - HELP!!!!!!

[Shopgirl]

My husband is due to do a best man's speech this weekend and is totally un-organised, so I thought I would post this to see if I could get some help. I did see one similar thread but they were all about M.Barrymore. This time I need anything to do with golf!!

Any help would be appreciated!!

Many thanks

Wendy

[NandoRick]

Hi

You might find something useful here

[colonel]

Simply ask some of the filthiest, dirtiest actresses on this Forum to attend dressed as bridesmaids- and then strip off to do a depraved sex show involving whips, cucumbers and the Vicar.

At this point, your husband can read out his shopping list...no one will notice- and it makes it a wedding you'l never forget!

[Shopgirl]

I'm very impressed Colonel - a truly brilliant idea, although my sister, the bride, unfortunately would not agree!! As for my husband at that point he would of lost the power of speech (as his tongue would be hanging out!!).

Will try NandoRick's site today and see what I can find!!

Many thanks

Wendy

[colonel]

The Voice Of Experience!

PS Is it usual to get death threats from the bride's parents? I mean , every time?

[Phil mCc]

One of my mates married the town bike, I mean we all had her in her teens but she went on to become a lawyer and with that respectability etc etc. My mate did not know her background and I never knew he was marrying her as I never new her name only her nickname Martini (anytime anyplace anybody) I flew in for the wedding and when I got to the reception all my other mates were trying to keep quite about her so as not to fuck his wedding up and obviously she might give them all a BJ for old time sake. I got there late in time to do a speach which when I finished I said ladies and gentlemen please raise you champane, whisky, sherry or martini's and toast the Bride and groom, 4 of my mates pissed themselves for an hour afterwards while no one new a thing,,,,,

and no we never got a BJ.

Phil McC