Britain Short On Spunk

[Steve R]

If anyone can help, I'm sure you lot can:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5341982.stm

[Ace]

No suprises given that kids made from donated sperm can now have the right to trace their father...........imagine CSA getting involved etc
I always thought that the sterile cubicle with a plastic beaker and yer imagination was a bit bleak........now if student nurses administered hand jobs to secure the sperm, they'd be NO shortage of volunteers

[one eyed jack]

If it was really that serious I'm sure they'd get a celebrity like Jordan or (dare i even suggest) Lucy Pinder with her boobs out and dressed as a nurse to administer those handjobs "for the good of the country- I did my part"

If they are really nice they'd start off with a blowjob to speed the process up a little. i'm sure with Lucys boobs out that would do the trick in seconds flat.

...And for the gentlemen that prefer the ladies slightly mature...Sue Lawley or that stern looking woman from that quiz show Ann whtever her name is...Yeah yo uknow who I'm talking about

[Robches]

I'd like to say this demonstrates the law of unintended consequences, except this consequence was so obviously going to happen, that the decision can only have been made on the grounds of political dogma, with no concern for the people it would effect.

[tommy dickfingers]

not from my end

[one eyed jack]

Ha-ha...I get it....Not from my end....Nice

[tommy dickfingers]

what about all the cum sprayed on those lovely ladies in your films,you could make a fortune.

[davewells]

I got loads of it somewhere !

[c.j.jaxxon]

Now that's funny right there! I don't care what nobody says!