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Britain Short On Spunk

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:54 am
by Steve R
If anyone can help, I'm sure you lot can:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5341982.stm


Re: Britain Short On Spunk

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:13 am
by Ace
No suprises given that kids made from donated sperm can now have the right to trace their father...........imagine CSA getting involved etc
I always thought that the sterile cubicle with a plastic beaker and yer imagination was a bit bleak........now if student nurses administered hand jobs to secure the sperm, they'd be NO shortage of volunteers


Re: Britain Short On Spunk

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:27 am
by one eyed jack
If it was really that serious I'm sure they'd get a celebrity like Jordan or (dare i even suggest) Lucy Pinder with her boobs out and dressed as a nurse to administer those handjobs "for the good of the country- I did my part"

If they are really nice they'd start off with a blowjob to speed the process up a little. i'm sure with Lucys boobs out that would do the trick in seconds flat.

...And for the gentlemen that prefer the ladies slightly mature...Sue Lawley or that stern looking woman from that quiz show Ann whtever her name is...Yeah yo uknow who I'm talking about


Re: Britain Short On Spunk

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:47 am
by Robches
I'd like to say this demonstrates the law of unintended consequences, except this consequence was so obviously going to happen, that the decision can only have been made on the grounds of political dogma, with no concern for the people it would effect.


Re: Britain Short On Spunk

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:46 pm
by tommy dickfingers
not from my end

Re: Britain Short On Spunk

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:06 pm
by one eyed jack
Ha-ha...I get it....Not from my end....Nice


Re: Britain Short On Spunk

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:39 pm
by tommy dickfingers
what about all the cum sprayed on those lovely ladies in your films,you could make a fortune.

Re: Britain Short On Spunk

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:17 am
by davewells
I got loads of it somewhere !

Re: Britain Short On Spunk

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:57 am
by c.j.jaxxon
Now that's funny right there! I don't care what nobody says!