Recently watched a sequence on one of the music channels called 'Best of Breasts' or some such. Post-watershed, so I thought I was in for a real big boob treat.
What a disappointment! Its countdown of the 'Top 20' included the likes of Rachel Stevens (does she have any boobs to speak of? Er, no...)
Then there was Fergie of Black Eyed Peas fame - she may sing about her 'lady lumps', but she doesn't really have any.
And the usual dull contributions from music channel stalwarts like Christina Aguilera (boobs? Well, yes but nothing spectacular.)
It was a case of them just churning out the same old videos. Where was X Factor's 32JJ Maria Lawson?
Or the huge babe from Basement Jaxx? Or that smashing video for the track 'Saturday' featuring Emily Stupple on the drums? Or... anyone else with a decent rack?