Female celebs categorised by top shelf?!

[spunkie]

Probably very un p c this one, but as its cold outside and im at a loose end, i thought it might be a bit of fun to ask fellow bgafd'ers which top shelf publications famous celebs might appear in if they were mere mortals. Sure you've got some clever suggestions.

For example:

Carol Vorderman to me would would be the perfect centerfold in Mayfair magazine, whilst Ann Widdicombe would look nicely at home in Fiesta. Victoria Beckham is the perfect Club International model and Nikki and Chantell from Big Brother fame would are just made for Razzel. Natasha Kaplinsky has Mens World written all over her and as for Knave thats well and truely Charlotte Church teriritory!! Fern Britten..Escort?? Maybe not think shes more Fiesta!

[MensWorldMayfair]

Have you been peeking at next year's schedules?

[one eyed jack]

My dear fellow. It seems you do have time on your hands for such musings.

Ok I'll get in the spirit of things...All the bords in Holly Oaks in Escort or Razzle...in a pussy pile up...then they could end up in a top notch shoot in Mayfair