Trouble at James Brown's funeral.

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Sam Slater
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Re: Trouble at James Brown's funeral.

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The driver of the hearse was confused when everyone kept telling him to 'Take it to the bridge'.

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Arginald Valleywater
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Re: Trouble at James Brown's funeral.

Post by Arginald Valleywater »

Similar issues at Bob Marley's funeral, the coffin lid kept on Jammin!
Sam Slater
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Re: Trouble at James Brown's funeral.

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Like how Bob Marley preferred his doughnuts.....'Wi Jammin!'

I'll stop now.

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mart
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Re: Trouble at James Brown's funeral.

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It's alleged that they couldn't get the coffin lid down on John Holmes's coffin.

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The Last Word
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Re: Trouble at James Brown's funeral.

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Bernard Manning:

Two pallbearers with Houdini's coffin. One says, "I bet he's not in it."

"Let's do it..."
Arginald Valleywater
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Re: Trouble at James Brown's funeral.

Post by Arginald Valleywater »

Golfing buddy of mine's mother is an undertaker. She has an endless supply of jokes about their trade.

Seriously old James got a rousing send off.
baggieb
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Re: Trouble at James Brown's funeral.

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Tried to ring Saddam yesterday, couldn't get through kept hanging up.
c.j.jaxxon
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Re: Trouble at James Brown's funeral.

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Totally tastless jokes! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh! Y'all should have your mouths wash out with bleach! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh!
neoXaur
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Re: Trouble at James Brown's funeral.

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He could cause a fight in a coffin
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