Wish they'd all get away from my country!!!

[Mojo]

All those nasty, nasty rain clouds! LOL!!!

[fudgeflaps]

Feckin' snowflakes.

Two-foot hornets wearing Nikes.

Eff off.

!wink!

[Mojo]

Had a bit of nice English sun today, but then all those damned foreign rain clouds forced themselves on us again. I mean, when will it ever stop?!

[fudgeflaps]

Aaaaah, Global warming.

Bring it on.

Nah, think I'll either stick with the central heating or teleport to Australia on rainy days.

Techie help: teleportation, anyone???

[Mojo]

Don't know about that, 'cause the way the country's going (all the third worlders and cheap labour jobs over here) you might be considered an economic migrant! !shocked!

[fudgeflaps]

Teleportation would be a very economical means of migrating when I master the technology!

Still no takers on my techie request? I thought the Quantum Mob would be in there.

[Mojo]

I guess it'd be better than the back of a lorry like the economic migrants get here.

[fudgeflaps]

The lorry is banded about as 'teleportation' in poorer, uneducated areas.