The day I was on the Charlotte Church show

[Arnold Layne]

Yeah reaming her, soapy tit wanks the lot, in my dreams

Just like mike freeman

[colonel]

Are you the father?

[Arnold Layne]

If only! !laugh!

There's a much chance of me banging Chazza as The Pope

[Lizard]

I believe he may have already been there Arnie..

[Lex Luger]

He only did her anally.

[Steve R]

"There's a much chance of me banging Chazza as The Pope"

So, Arnold would like to bang The Pope too, eh?

[Arnold Layne]

? er no

how about

"As much chance OF me banging her as the pope"

worded better?

Remind me to use Mikrosoft werd next time

cock!

[Steve R]

Hehe,

simply saying "As much chance of me banging her as the pope has" would have left us in no doubt as to your healthy masculinity.

!happy!

[Arnold Layne]

don't be bitter just because all your local "comedy stores" have barred you dude, you can rehearse your lame stand up act in front of your cracked bathroom mirror, you big prick! !pleased! pow ping po!, what are you still doing here I thought I told you to go...