THE DAY I DISCOVERED ELIZABETH HURLEY NAKED

[Arnold Layne]

In totally shit film

"Mad dogs & Englishmen"



& I cranked one out under the video counter whilst watching it! in broad daylight! with the door unlocked! jizzed in the milk, and left it for the cunt who did other shifts!

And that's the truth

ruth!

[steve56]

id like to play with her tits.

[spider]

Did you read the review on IMDB ?

"This film is worth seeing simply for its monumental crapness. In the first half an hour alone countless unsympathetic characters are introduced, some of whom proceed to perform random and inexplicable actions throughout. The plot is so disjointed and badly conceived, it requires considerable effort to maintain any idea of what's going on. Not that there's any reason to do so. Instead, viewers should marvel at some appallingly bad dialogue, a staggeringly inept piece of acting from Liz Hurley, and one of the most incomprehensible plotlines I've ever come across in a film. Worth watching, simply because it is SO bad".

I've seen this film and he think he's being too kind.

I remember the copy I rented had the strap line that went something like "and yes Liz Hurley gets her kit off". I think that was the only way they could sell the film.

I think in nearly all, if not all, the films she has done she's got her kit off.

She was pretty fit when she was younger though.

Can't see why she's so famous now though, just a very poor actress who was happy to show us her tits.

[spider]

Found a link to the box cover.

It actually said "Yes, Hurley does get her kit off".

She must be really pleased with that review of her acting LOL.


http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00004CR4N/imdb-uk/

[fudgeflaps]

.........was the day spam was renamed 'Luncheon Meet' as a marketing nod at the managerial crowd, but it was vetoed and just called Spam.

[WoodWhacker]

And if you enjoyed that one for shiteness, try the one with 'Water' in the title...one of those days you pray for Jaws to pop up...!