The day I got noshed by that bird off of TVX
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:13 am
January 8th 2005, Bristol, England.
It was a cold, drizzly winter night in Brizzl as the locals call it. I was stuck in a hotel room near to Temple Meads with just the shite 'adult' channel for company. It wasn't that I was snowed in or anything it was just that I decided not to leave the hotel as three times earlier in the day I had been approached by junkie scum for money for a fix one of which was subsequently given a twating by someone else he approached. Fuck that - off to the hotel bar to load my expenses allowance.
It was here that I found all the other guests doing the same thing - hotel safe, outside, nothing but junkie scum. Several drinks later with various Sales Reps and suchlike, I ended up on a lovely soft red leather sofa sitting next to a tall, thin, very pretty blonde. Vodka and lime was her tipple. And so using all of my well honed charm and a little bit of comedy to 'pull', we went back to my room where she proceeded to nosh me off amongst doing other unspeakable things. I had no say in the matter, not that I minded.
And that was that - a one night stand and a very enjoyable one at that.
A few months later there she was getting boned on TVX, pot plant penetration style with pants on for the full effect. I just kept thinking what a lucky bastard I was that night.
It was a cold, drizzly winter night in Brizzl as the locals call it. I was stuck in a hotel room near to Temple Meads with just the shite 'adult' channel for company. It wasn't that I was snowed in or anything it was just that I decided not to leave the hotel as three times earlier in the day I had been approached by junkie scum for money for a fix one of which was subsequently given a twating by someone else he approached. Fuck that - off to the hotel bar to load my expenses allowance.
It was here that I found all the other guests doing the same thing - hotel safe, outside, nothing but junkie scum. Several drinks later with various Sales Reps and suchlike, I ended up on a lovely soft red leather sofa sitting next to a tall, thin, very pretty blonde. Vodka and lime was her tipple. And so using all of my well honed charm and a little bit of comedy to 'pull', we went back to my room where she proceeded to nosh me off amongst doing other unspeakable things. I had no say in the matter, not that I minded.
And that was that - a one night stand and a very enjoyable one at that.
A few months later there she was getting boned on TVX, pot plant penetration style with pants on for the full effect. I just kept thinking what a lucky bastard I was that night.