The day I got rimmed by Aurora Snow

[Lizard]

It happened in a diner in Los Angeles, I was minding my own business ordering a stack of pancakes when I decided to tie my shoe lace, next thing I know this girl behind me tripped up and ended up with her face up my arse, I was only wearing a pair of shorts, and suddenly I felt this slow teasing tickling sensation up my jaxi, I turned round slowly to see Miss Snow gently rimming me, I was just about to tell her to fuck off! but she was accompanied by two large minders who told me to 'grin and bear it' as she was rehearsing for a part in a new porno flick, so I just let her carry on whilst I ate my stack.
After she had finished, she thanked me graciously, and gave me her autograph, I quickly poured maple syrup on me pecker and she finished me off with great vigour!
Anyone who doesn,t believe me can ask my mate Colin who was with me at the time, anyway I,m not a Liar!

[Pervert]

I think you are all being mean and nasty to Mike, who is doing no harm in posting his memories.

And I notice, in deference to your porridge chum, that you didn't mention the time Carol Vorderman helped you shed your skin, Liz.