James Blonde in "SHITTY TITTY SHITTY WITTY TITTY TITTY GANG BANG"
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{Actor dressed as David Hasselhoff enters a beach hut, carrying a wooden spoon and wearing a badger's nappy. Chick with 8 fannies (Octopussy) looks at him]
Hoff- Hi guys!!!!
Octo- U got 8-cocks???
Hoff- whaaaa.......
[Freeman: "cut, cut, cut!". "why, why, why, you undertalented nonce? I said James Bond, not Hasselhoff!!!"
actor: "you sent me the script for "The Day I was a Baywatch delusional"
F: "Forget that. Bond. NOW!!"]
Retake:
F: ACTION!!!!!
{Actor dressed as a spy covered in custard (double-o Devon) enters the room.}
00Devon: Octofanny! Can i dp you with two of my cocks, and then use my cock rotator supplied by Q to cycle through my supply of cocks to cum-bathe you in a gunge tank of spunk?
Octo- Give it to me hunny-bun.
00Dev: Shaken not stirred. Suffer my COCK-tail *contrived voice*
[oral, bj on 4 cocks. reverse cowgirl then dp using 4 sets of two cocks rotated.]
{Batman and "Chav-woman" Sam from BB5 (hard up for work, take it if you can get it) join in with 00Devon and Octo for a nine-way hospital scenario scene}
THE END
F: "It's a wrap!!!"
Sam from bb5: "Tortilla for me, you promised Mike"........
I can't resist a bit of playful banter.
Poor Mike is getting it tight!!
!wink!