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Jacques Question Of The Week

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:12 pm
by Jacques
'Mummy, why is Daddy lying in the hallway?'
'Because he's very tired'..

Oviously nothing to do with the fact that he'd been out all day on a massive bender and the village drunk had to bring him home!


What lies did your parents tell you?


Re: Jacques Question Of The Week

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:51 pm
by Cactus Jack
The tunes the ice-cream van plays means they've sold out of ice cream.

Re: Jacques Question Of The Week

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:11 pm
by fudgeflaps
That they are my real parents!!

!wink!


Re: Jacques Question Of The Week

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:14 pm
by Pervert
They told me that oriental features sometimes skip a generation.

Re: Jacques Question Of The Week

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:50 pm
by Steve R
That they loved me.


Re: Jacques Question Of The Week

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:18 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
4 greatest lies of all time.

1 I love you.
2 The cheque is in the Post.
3 Of course I won't cum in your mouth!
4 Whenever Tony Blair opens his trap.

Re: Jacques Question Of The Week

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:40 pm
by Dace
one of your parents promised you they wouldn't come in your mouth ??!

Re: Jacques Question Of The Week

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:18 am
by jasonhallceltic
"yes son all mothers put there sons winky's in there mouths"....

Re: Jacques Question Of The Week

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:31 am
by fudgeflaps
That getting a degree will make you an amazing living.