Jacques Question Of The Week

Jacques · Post by **Jacques** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:12 pm

'Mummy, why is Daddy lying in the hallway?'
'Because he's very tired'..

Oviously nothing to do with the fact that he'd been out all day on a massive bender and the village drunk had to bring him home!

What lies did your parents tell you?

Cactus Jack · Post by **Cactus Jack** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:51 pm

The tunes the ice-cream van plays means they've sold out of ice cream.

fudgeflaps · Post by **fudgeflaps** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:11 pm

That they are my real parents!!

!wink!

Pervert · Post by **Pervert** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:14 pm

They told me that oriental features sometimes skip a generation.

Steve R · Post by **Steve R** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:50 pm

That they loved me.

Arginald Valleywater · Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:18 pm

4 greatest lies of all time.

1 I love you.
2 The cheque is in the Post.
3 Of course I won't cum in your mouth!
4 Whenever Tony Blair opens his trap.

Dace · Post by **Dace** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:40 pm

one of your parents promised you they wouldn't come in your mouth ??!

jasonhallceltic · Post by **jasonhallceltic** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:18 am

"yes son all mothers put there sons winky's in there mouths"....

fudgeflaps · Post by **fudgeflaps** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:31 am

That getting a degree will make you an amazing living.

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