Jacques Question Of The Week

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Jacques
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Jacques Question Of The Week

Post by Jacques »

'Mummy, why is Daddy lying in the hallway?'
'Because he's very tired'..

Oviously nothing to do with the fact that he'd been out all day on a massive bender and the village drunk had to bring him home!


What lies did your parents tell you?

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Cactus Jack
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Re: Jacques Question Of The Week

Post by Cactus Jack »

The tunes the ice-cream van plays means they've sold out of ice cream.
Are you actually speaking english, or are you just making up words as you go along? I do that too...
fudgeflaps
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Post by fudgeflaps »

That they are my real parents!!

!wink!

Pervert
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Post by Pervert »

They told me that oriental features sometimes skip a generation.
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Steve R
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Post by Steve R »

That they loved me.

Arginald Valleywater
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Post by Arginald Valleywater »

4 greatest lies of all time.

1 I love you.
2 The cheque is in the Post.
3 Of course I won't cum in your mouth!
4 Whenever Tony Blair opens his trap.
Dace
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Post by Dace »

one of your parents promised you they wouldn't come in your mouth ??!
jasonhallceltic
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Post by jasonhallceltic »

"yes son all mothers put there sons winky's in there mouths"....
fudgeflaps
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Re: Jacques Question Of The Week

Post by fudgeflaps »

That getting a degree will make you an amazing living.

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