Top five classic one liners

[ATS]

Also further down list...

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries (M.Python + H.Grail)

You may be a cunning linguist but I am a master debater (A.Powers)

It's like how much more black could this be? and the answer is none
None more black. also You can't really dust for vomit! also..
Well this place is called Lick my love pump (all Spinal Tap)

We want the finest wines availanle to humanity, we want them here
and we want them now also.... I must have some booze,
I demand to have some more booze (Withnail & I)

[planeterotica]

The hungry have to be fed and its to high of the ground to eat grass !confused!

[Sam Slater]

The best one I heard is, "Yeah, yeah, oh fuck yeah...harder, oooohhhh, fuck me, pull my hair, yeah pull my fucking hair......oh fuck, yeah make me cum......make me fucking cum!"

I forgot who it was, and where I heard it, but it kinda stuck in my mind for some reason....