I remember a school sports day. All was going well until the swimming events and I spied a lovely and well-endowed you lady bending over, pearls of moisture glistening on her voluptuous............. Anyway, great view, but it did have some side effects that are hard to conceal when you're in your swimming gear.
Tell us your sports day horrors.
Jacques Question of the Week
Jacques Question of the Week
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Re: Jacques Question of the Week
I once won an egg and spoon race by a mile, as I had glued the egg to the spoon, the guilt has been terrible to live with, should I top myself?
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Re: Jacques Question of the Week
And I won the three-legged race by having a foot grafted on to the end of my knob.
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Re: Jacques Question of the Week
Well done Carac, you must have been head boy.
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Re: Jacques Question of the Week
It also came in handy for the pole vault.
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Re: Jacques Question of the Week
One boy from my year had an exceptionally long penis. As he rounded the bend in the 220 yards dash, in which he was the favourite to win, the thing escaped his underpants and protruded below the leg of his shorts.
Despite frantic fumbling, he was unable to get it back where it belonged and he was forced to retire with about 80 yards remaining. You will doubtless be pleased to learn that the offending article had been seen by a number of the mothers and sisters present.
Despite frantic fumbling, he was unable to get it back where it belonged and he was forced to retire with about 80 yards remaining. You will doubtless be pleased to learn that the offending article had been seen by a number of the mothers and sisters present.
Re: Jacques Question of the Week
Thank God he wasn't taking part in a relay race !shocked!
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Re: Jacques Question of the Week
Best thing about it, there were no swimming events I heard, but you just turned up in your trunks anyway you sick perv! !laugh!
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Re: Jacques Question of the Week
4x4?
Maybe he wouldn't have minded so much if it was a mixed relay. B/G/B/G
Maybe he wouldn't have minded so much if it was a mixed relay. B/G/B/G
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Re: Jacques Question of the Week
I got a major boner in the swimming pool when at school.
One of the girls was a bit, erm, precocious for her age.
She bent over, and her pubes burst out either side of the seams of her cossie!!
My first w**k followed, about four weeks later........ at the age of 14 and a half.
Haven't looked back since.
One of the girls was a bit, erm, precocious for her age.
She bent over, and her pubes burst out either side of the seams of her cossie!!
My first w**k followed, about four weeks later........ at the age of 14 and a half.
Haven't looked back since.