U.K. Studs

[Ben Dover]

I know this has been raised before but I am so fucking pissed off at this country's inability to do anything it seems. Everything's crap, and we're taxed to oblivion. On top of that there are still NO guys on this pathetic island who can perform on camera. OK I'll take a step back and correct myself. Marino, bless him, and Lee Henshaw. Er, that's it!! Marino quite rightly is doing his own thing, and Lee is so busy you have to book him months in advance. Every time I want to shoot I have to base the whole thing around Pascal's availabililty. And he's Belgian for fucks sake. Then I have to get flights, hotels, pickups from Airports. How and why does it have to involve all that? You'd think I could pick up the phone to SOMEONE in this whole country who can do the business on camera. But no, not one guy who can even begin to do a proper hard top shag with a good big rock hard dick. Someone just sent me some of Joey Silvera's Please! tapes. This is ths guy I usually lose the Gonzo award to in Vegas. Well it's not surprising is it? Every scene he's got big cocked rockhard guys. One scene has got four black guys with huge dicks giving this girl a complete seeing to. How am I ever going to even think about shooting something like that over here? Last week I had 2 guys audition, one black one white. Of course as usual they talked the talk, "I won't have any problem, I can't wait, I've always wanted to do this, I'm the new Rocco blah blah bullshit" They were obviously so ego-ed up, they paid me the ?300 audition fee no problem. What happened? Do I need to tell you? No. Couldn't raise a smile either of them. Are these guys gay? How difficult is it for fucks sake. Every other country I've ever worked in has good studs coming out of the woodwork, but England? No-one.To my mind the equation is simple; If there's a young piece of totty in front of me teasing and getting undressed opening her legs, my dick goes hard. Simple as that. Not Quantum Physics is it? If you're straight and a girl is sucking your dick it goes hard doesn't it? Apparantly not. One of the guys said it was my fault [?] for "not giving him long enough"!! The poor girl had been sucking his limp excuse for a cock for about 10 fucking minutes, so what is that all about? If it doesn't happen straight away, it aint gonna, simple as that. OK I can't shag, I'm crap, and I'm pushing 50 remember, so let's face it, no-one wants to see much of me doing that do they? These guys are supposedly in their fucking prime for crying out loud. Some guys claimed I "put them off" because my dick was hard before my pants came off! WHAT! Some twenty something guy is put off by a balding middle aged twat with a hard on. I despair, I really really do.

[Dave]

cant say i,ve had any problems with my dick when a girl gets it on in front of me. but them again dont think i would have the balls to perform on camera. Maybe all the good would be porn studs have no apirations and the porn stars that are around well mainly kidding them selves.

Kind of like im the big hard man in the school struts his stuff

But then the class wimp who people reckon is so useless knocks him out lol

[collector]

maybe every guy is afraid when it comes to it..especially if they have read this

[carl]

one word.......viagra! they use it all the time in the states, so why dont you give them the pill and start filming. and anyway who gives a fuck what nationality the cock is as long as its hard. go and find some fucker who can do it regardless of nationality. you allways got pascal as a back up and he's fine as long as you dont show his face, or your for that matter:p

brit girls+anonymous cock= bingo.

[Ace]

Ben, Im a balding middle aged twat and I have NO problem getting 'Morning Glory' Is it time you chose a few more like us instead of the prima donna Rocco wannabee's? I for one would be standing to attention at a moments notice!

[jj]

....as an aside, I wonder how long before a report appears in the States about deleterious side-effects of chronic Viagra usage.
It'll happen, believe me: I can't believe that something so useful doesn't have a down-side.

[jj]

Steve Hooper?

[Ace]

too true jj. I had a viagra pill stick in my throat.....had a stiff neck for a week! boom boom! okay, Take my mother in law...........

[whizz]

If only you'd asked before I found beer! Not much call for a bloke with a bit of a beer belly is there?
Good luck with the search and keep up (excuse the pun) the good work.

[Ace]

what gets me is the 'normal' amateur next door type gals get the 'new big thing' but what about blokes with middle aged spreads and thinning hair? heres keeping MY fingers crossed Ben takes note and 'calls our bluff'!
Hey Ben, why no Queens Birthday Honour for you? Its a travesty you were overlooked in favour of some ponces out there!!