U.K. Studs
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2002 9:36 am
I know this has been raised before but I am so fucking pissed off at this country's inability to do anything it seems. Everything's crap, and we're taxed to oblivion. On top of that there are still NO guys on this pathetic island who can perform on camera. OK I'll take a step back and correct myself. Marino, bless him, and Lee Henshaw. Er, that's it!! Marino quite rightly is doing his own thing, and Lee is so busy you have to book him months in advance. Every time I want to shoot I have to base the whole thing around Pascal's availabililty. And he's Belgian for fucks sake. Then I have to get flights, hotels, pickups from Airports. How and why does it have to involve all that? You'd think I could pick up the phone to SOMEONE in this whole country who can do the business on camera. But no, not one guy who can even begin to do a proper hard top shag with a good big rock hard dick. Someone just sent me some of Joey Silvera's Please! tapes. This is ths guy I usually lose the Gonzo award to in Vegas. Well it's not surprising is it? Every scene he's got big cocked rockhard guys. One scene has got four black guys with huge dicks giving this girl a complete seeing to. How am I ever going to even think about shooting something like that over here? Last week I had 2 guys audition, one black one white. Of course as usual they talked the talk, "I won't have any problem, I can't wait, I've always wanted to do this, I'm the new Rocco blah blah bullshit" They were obviously so ego-ed up, they paid me the ?300 audition fee no problem. What happened? Do I need to tell you? No. Couldn't raise a smile either of them. Are these guys gay? How difficult is it for fucks sake. Every other country I've ever worked in has good studs coming out of the woodwork, but England? No-one.To my mind the equation is simple; If there's a young piece of totty in front of me teasing and getting undressed opening her legs, my dick goes hard. Simple as that. Not Quantum Physics is it? If you're straight and a girl is sucking your dick it goes hard doesn't it? Apparantly not. One of the guys said it was my fault [?] for "not giving him long enough"!! The poor girl had been sucking his limp excuse for a cock for about 10 fucking minutes, so what is that all about? If it doesn't happen straight away, it aint gonna, simple as that. OK I can't shag, I'm crap, and I'm pushing 50 remember, so let's face it, no-one wants to see much of me doing that do they? These guys are supposedly in their fucking prime for crying out loud. Some guys claimed I "put them off" because my dick was hard before my pants came off! WHAT! Some twenty something guy is put off by a balding middle aged twat with a hard on. I despair, I really really do.