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Anyone see the c4 prog on sunday called Dirty Dali?
In some ways I wish I hadnt, the story went like this.....
Sewell was naked,
lying next to a large model of Jesus made out of beach crap,
and Salvador Dali was taking photos of him masturbating
and also having a fumble in his own trousers. I kid you not !
Sewell said 'I had to wonder where it could all end, where it could all end'.
Well it was the end of my dinner, I havent eaten since,
What has the world come to?

Sounds like a nightmare, what a horrid combo Sewell & Dali wanking!

Think you need to have a long rest in a dark room Elton or
several pints of premium strength lager to erradicate this vision

I drunk lots and lots of Larger but it made me think my clock was melting,
and thats made it worse.

Hope the drugs do work then

Your a little jealous co's you didn,t get an invite, eh Dongy! !drink!

I quite like Sewell, but he is a pervy little f****r, watching one programme on the box, and listening to Brian recount about the time he and mate tossed off a.... dog! Made me feel queasy I can tell you.
Mind'st you he knows his art, and he hates Tracy Emin and Damian Hurst, so he's alright by me.

Elton,
If the great genius Salvador Dali made any images then although they appeared to be "obscene" to the layman they were obviously art!
Mike Freeman.

Can't decide if I really like him or not - he can be funny at times
Think it's probably just his plummy/smug voice that annoys me