Real OLD Lady's tits...

[Lizard]

!tumbleweed!

[Trumpton]

!shocked!

[Snake Diamond]

Aren't they just empty sacks of skin by now ?

[kinetic]

powdered milk?

[Snake Diamond]

!laugh!

[WigBilly]

It ain't so much getting old that I mind, as having to make do with shrivelled, saggy old tits for my nocturnal jollies...!tears!

[Snake Diamond]

Bicycle pump ?

!laugh!

[WigBilly]

I'd need one of them to get my cock hard if I was obliged to titty-w@nk wrinkly old knockers! !puke!

[Snake Diamond]

Perfect solution to your hyperthetical hard-on, or lack of. You just need to envisage some1 famous naked. That should soon get you sorted, LOL.

And the mystery celeb/famous person is...



















Margaret Thatcher.




Only joking, don't want you croaking now, do we.

!laugh!

[adultwebmaster]

...make a great scarf in the winter time

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