Freaky Internet

[Snake Diamond]

As a side effect of being bored, I thought I'd do a search of Search Terms used on Search Engines.

WOW, people are FUCKING WEIRD.

Here is a shortened version of a list I found on 1 website, quoting search keywords used primarily on Google, 'tween 2004 - 2005.

nipple hair
flowers have feelings
greek cheerleaders
plaid dildo
angora masturbation
monkey sex
abnormal menstruation orifices
abdominal farting
typhonic tenderness
bagpipe fornication
crucifixion erectionitis
curling iron porn
Roman Biblical Thongs
dog dildos
enema orgasms
equine nymphomania
erotic electricity
gay scrabble
elephant butt hairs
irrational genital shrinkage
lesbian tinnitus
woolen tights masturbation
moist crotch
nipple pimples
anal acne
pubic hairstyles
scrotum bowling
urine specific heavy monkeys