Can I use my hose pipe?

[mrmcfister]

Well here I am in Withwerspoon- under -Piddle . When the fuck is it going to rain?Garden is parched,grass is yellow...local councillors going on about how selfish some people are using their hose pipes and that we should be bathing with a friend..fuck that say I.Well they can arrest me if they like cos tomorrow the Morris Minor gets it....

[andy at handiwork]

Who said satire was dead?