Erections...

[Lizard]

Sometimes I find I get one for no reason when I,m in a moving vehicle. Does anyone else suffer from this? I had to nip to East Midlands airport earlier, and just as I was approaching J28 on the M1.......boner, no fuckin reason at all.........I dont think it's food related, please dont take the piss, it not big or clever..

[Pervert]

Sometimes the vibrating of the car can do it.

Look on the bright side, it means you can steer with no hands.

[jj]

It's probably the vibration, possibly combined with the warmth of the car
and the constant, erm, crotch-action involved in driving.

Were you thinking about pickled onions again?
Gherkins, possibly?
Silverskins, even?
Come on, we're all adults here.....

[Sam Slater]

I seem to always fucking get one when I'm shopping with my girlfriend, and I happen to be wearing shorts in summer. Very embarrassing. I usually find a bench and sit down until it wears off, only for it to come to life again when I start walking.

Pisses me off, but I guess one day, I'll look back fondly on those moments....

[Pervert]

Shorts, eh? There's your mistake. When out and about, one should attach a heavy weight (at least 2 pounds) to your member and wear loose fitting trousers. Gravity will keep the little blighter down.

Unless, of course, you're into bondage and S/M.

[jj]

No, no: medical opinion quite clearly states that men should not do
shopping except in extreme circumstances, and only then for power-tools,
lads' mags and car-accessories.

[crofter]

I usually get one while riding on the bus ... which is fine until it is my stop. I always carry a copy of "The Financial Times" to cover up my boner ... used to read "The Sun" but found it didn't have the same local coverage ... arf, arf.

[Snake Diamond]

Taking the piss is a clue, you might need to go loo, I've found that gives reason for a boner all the time. And your not the only 1 who gets boners at random/inappropriate times, prolly every guy tween 13-87 yrs old should, I know I do, LOL.

[Jacques]

HGV drivers refer to it as "Diesel Dong" apparently and is a well known phenomenon.

[mrmcfister]

...once had a very nice blowie on the M5 just south of Bristol...very irresponsible I know but I was young and she was horney.....at least it was me driving....