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Sometimes I find I get one for no reason when I,m in a moving vehicle. Does anyone else suffer from this? I had to nip to East Midlands airport earlier, and just as I was approaching J28 on the M1.......boner, no fuckin reason at all.........I dont think it's food related, please dont take the piss, it not big or clever..

Sometimes the vibrating of the car can do it.

Look on the bright side, it means you can steer with no hands.

It's probably the vibration, possibly combined with the warmth of the car
and the constant, erm, crotch-action involved in driving.

Were you thinking about pickled onions again?
Gherkins, possibly?
Silverskins, even?
Come on, we're all adults here.....

I seem to always fucking get one when I'm shopping with my girlfriend, and I happen to be wearing shorts in summer. Very embarrassing. I usually find a bench and sit down until it wears off, only for it to come to life again when I start walking.

Pisses me off, but I guess one day, I'll look back fondly on those moments....

Shorts, eh? There's your mistake. When out and about, one should attach a heavy weight (at least 2 pounds) to your member and wear loose fitting trousers. Gravity will keep the little blighter down.

Unless, of course, you're into bondage and S/M.

No, no: medical opinion quite clearly states that men should not do
shopping except in extreme circumstances, and only then for power-tools,
lads' mags and car-accessories.

I usually get one while riding on the bus ... which is fine until it is my stop. I always carry a copy of "The Financial Times" to cover up my boner ... used to read "The Sun" but found it didn't have the same local coverage ... arf, arf.

Taking the piss is a clue, you might need to go loo, I've found that gives reason for a boner all the time. And your not the only 1 who gets boners at random/inappropriate times, prolly every guy tween 13-87 yrs old should, I know I do, LOL.

HGV drivers refer to it as "Diesel Dong" apparently and is a well known phenomenon.

...once had a very nice blowie on the M5 just south of Bristol...very irresponsible I know but I was young and she was horney.....at least it was me driving....