Toasters

[jj]

I got a new one, with a 'bun-warmer'.
I keep falling off. Is this normal?
And will I get piles?

[Lizard]

Christ, you must be coining it in, new toaster, pile ointment on tap, is it electric?

[jj]

What, the pile ointment?
Of course not, you silly reptile.

[Pervert]

Maybe the pile ointment is what is causing you to fall off.

[jj]

Nah, I spread that on me toast, it's got fewer calories than butter and
tastes better.

"I can't believe it's not Anusol".

[Deuce Bigolo]

spoken like a clown

Did it come with a manual

if so...place it ontop of said toaster and the piles should never eventuate

Worked for me and my new microwave

[mrmcfister]

Tesco sell a toaster for a fiver at their big stores....and not bad jeans for ?4..my sort of shopping..! mind you just shelled out ?3.95 for some of that M and S chocolate dipping sauce..totally the dogs !!

[jj]

Mmmm....toasted jeans, dipped in choc sauce, and all for under fifteen
sov's [excluding the electricity, of course]. Add a pickled onion form the
store-cupboard and you have a meal fit for a King*.
"Well cushty", as the lost lamented Dibsy might have said.

[*well....a minor king, possibly a prince, maybe of some minor European
statelet with a very friendly tax-regime, cuckoo-clocks, medium-size alps
and shocking-pink banknotes.]