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Toasters
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:44 pm
by jj
I got a new one, with a 'bun-warmer'.
I keep falling off. Is this normal?
And will I get piles?
Re: Toasters
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:50 pm
by Lizard
Christ, you must be coining it in, new toaster, pile ointment on tap, is it electric?
Re: Toasters
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:14 pm
by jj
What, the pile ointment?
Of course not, you silly reptile.
Re: Toasters
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:23 pm
by Pervert
Maybe the pile ointment is what is causing you to fall off.
Re: Toasters
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:21 pm
by jj
Nah, I spread that on me toast, it's got fewer calories than butter and
tastes better.
"I can't believe it's not Anusol".
Re: Toasters
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:02 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
spoken like a clown
Did it come with a manual
if so...place it ontop of said toaster and the piles should never eventuate
Worked for me and my new microwave
Re: Toasters
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:39 am
by mrmcfister
Tesco sell a toaster for a fiver at their big stores....and not bad jeans for ?4..my sort of shopping..! mind you just shelled out ?3.95 for some of that M and S chocolate dipping sauce..totally the dogs !!
Re: Toasters
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:45 pm
by jj
Mmmm....toasted jeans, dipped in choc sauce, and all for under fifteen
sov's [excluding the electricity, of course]. Add a pickled onion form the
store-cupboard and you have a meal fit for a King*.
"Well cushty", as the lost lamented Dibsy might have said.
[*well....a minor king, possibly a prince, maybe of some minor European
statelet with a very friendly tax-regime, cuckoo-clocks, medium-size alps
and shocking-pink banknotes.]