Cocks

[jj]

If your cock is sticking in yer ear, you need to go to A&E urgently.

[jj]

magoo wrote:
> they mistook me for a pervert with a cock in his ear.

And do not cock-in-ear perverts pay their Stamp? Are they not also entitled
to the glorious benefits of nationalised medicine? What have we come to,
that this state of affairs should pertain? I f you prick us [or, indeed, cock-in-
ear us] do we not bleed [or at last yelp a little bit in surprise]? Where is
the justice? Where, indeed, is the cheddar cheese?

[jj]

magoo wrote:
"skitey bits".
???

I agree about MT though.
Me ballet-pumps are all ready for a spot of grave-dancing.

[Pervert]

Don't think you want to ruin your ballet pumps dancing on what will be resting on that grave.

[jj]

I plan to add to the contents.
A pair of b-ps is a small price to pay for the pleasure.

[Pervert]

It's like the deli counter at Tesco----I've got ticket 1,354,879