That f***ing Magoo person...

[jj]

...he pops in and out again like the proverbial weasel, faster than a rabbit
on Viagra, so I rings 'im no more than 2 min. later, and e's f***ing
vanished again faster than a Yid in a pawnbroker's, presumably down the
Park Lane All-night Cheap Rotgut Lager and Dodgy Petrol Emporium [never
knowingly prosecuted] for a another 200 cans of those noxious liquors he
is famed the World over for necking-back like an Arab with a gob-full of
sand and a tongue as rough as a camel's arse....

Wassa boy to DO? Fuck's saaaaake.......

[colonel]

I agree to all of that. What a fucker. Bring back Dibble.

[Dace]

sit him down and explain that if he wants this relationship to work, you need more of a commitment

[jj]

Iss OK, we've republished the Banns.

[c.j.jaxxon]

LOL!!!

[Deuce Bigolo]

You could always give him a mobile phone to go with his defunct laptop...lol

[jj]

It's OK- he was hiding under the bed again.
He claimed that several pink elephants were stalking him.
A likely tale......

[Deuce Bigolo]

So heavies stalking M now come in Pink,very glamorous

[jj]

That 'pink' worries me a little......

[Deuce Bigolo]

Sounds like the emergence of the marshmallow man/men but i'm sure the twisted sister can handle it