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That f***ing Magoo person...

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:23 pm
by jj
...he pops in and out again like the proverbial weasel, faster than a rabbit
on Viagra, so I rings 'im no more than 2 min. later, and e's f***ing
vanished again faster than a Yid in a pawnbroker's, presumably down the
Park Lane All-night Cheap Rotgut Lager and Dodgy Petrol Emporium [never
knowingly prosecuted] for a another 200 cans of those noxious liquors he
is famed the World over for necking-back like an Arab with a gob-full of
sand and a tongue as rough as a camel's arse....

Wassa boy to DO? Fuck's saaaaake.......


Re: That f***ing Magoo person...

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:25 pm
by colonel
I agree to all of that. What a fucker. Bring back Dibble.

Re: That f***ing Magoo person...

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:50 pm
by Dace
sit him down and explain that if he wants this relationship to work, you need more of a commitment

Re: That f***ing Magoo person...

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:16 pm
by jj
Iss OK, we've republished the Banns.


Re: That f***ing Magoo person...

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:12 pm
by c.j.jaxxon
LOL!!!

Re: That f***ing Magoo person...

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:18 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
You could always give him a mobile phone to go with his defunct laptop...lol

Re: That f***ing Magoo person...

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:35 pm
by jj
It's OK- he was hiding under the bed again.
He claimed that several pink elephants were stalking him.
A likely tale......


Re: That f***ing Magoo person...

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:39 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
So heavies stalking M now come in Pink,very glamorous

Re: That f***ing Magoo person...

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:43 pm
by jj
That 'pink' worries me a little......


Re: That f***ing Magoo person...

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:48 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Sounds like the emergence of the marshmallow man/men but i'm sure the twisted sister can handle it