Im pretty sure that.

[steve56]

Madonnas a closet lesbian.

[Trumpton]

On what do you base this supposition?

[laralatex]

yes i know someone whos seen her in action with girls

[Trumpton]

I thought all girl-girl action was done for publicity purposes only?

[planeterotica]

After she does a gig she always has the toilet seat removed from her dressing room and takes it with her so it cant be sold on ebay, now who would want to buy Madonnas toilet seat !grin!!cool!!shocked!

[Trumpton]

planeterotica wrote:

> After she does a gig she always has the toilet seat removed
> from her dressing room and takes it with her so it cant be sold
> on ebay, now who would want to buy Madonnas toilet seat
> !grin!!cool!!shocked!

Perhaps a Madge stalker?

[Pervert]

Since her affairs with women have been well documented, it's hardly a "closet" situation.

[planeterotica]

Trumpton wrote:

> planeterotica wrote:
>
> > After she does a gig she always has the toilet seat removed
> > from her dressing room and takes it with her so it cant be
> sold
> > on ebay, now who would want to buy Madonnas toilet seat
> > !grin!!cool!!shocked!
>
> Perhaps a Madge stalker?
>
>Would anyone like to buy my toilet seat i got it from B&Q years ago and its served me very well !grin!!grin!!grin!

[Trumpton]

No thanks - that'd the very last item on my long longest stalking-kit shopping list LOL!

[Trumpton]

And, she's married to whatisface - thus making her a bi. Whaaaay!!