Hey you backward feltchers....

[Lizard]

MC Liz in da hooose, well for a short time, before duty calls again, so wassapnin? where's my inbred retard chum Magoo?, shaggin Lassies? or has he turned into a shortlifter?
So many questions....anybody banned? any decent arguments? if you think i'm reading thru all that previous shite--forgedabowtit, just point me in the direction of anything decent, has Mike been murdered by M15 yet? has JJ's incontinence got any better, speaking of incontinent I've been
to Munich, and a few other places, anyway I'm fucked so I better have a drink and perhaps a slice of cheese to pull me through, ooh me dogs are barkin.

[Lizard]

Fuck knows. Probably as well as Craig and Charlie Reid, we had a 20 mins proclaimerfest on the bus last night....when ye goooooo will ye send me...
ala.waynes world

[Lizard]

Where the fuck is everyone, I'm only here for 2 days, nymphs and sheperds come away...come away, fuck me, I have a spliff the size of a baby;s arm, Is it Sunday? are yio a newd poser

[Pervert]

Lizard doesn't play bass for Chas and Dave. He's Hooky, and has Caroline Ahern's name tattooed on his arse.

[Pervert]

Okay, fair point.

Do Black Lace have a bass player?

[Pervert]

Would that not be a musician's idea of hell, though----an 80-night tour of small clubs in Europe, having to play Agadoo night after night.

I'd be tempted to cut my thumb off.