Lizard Pissed Shocker

[colonel]

I've just read his last three posts......!wink!

[Lizard]

I lsalure you colenel, I fuckin hate your chicken, but you a grand geezer, I dont want to have gay sex with you or owt, but You woukld be welcome to some cheese and wine at my Derbyshire gaff, providing your not an axe murderer and dont have access tp polonium210, the greay thing about you is you nay a cunt..you could be a closet carpet muncher but thats ok, we all love a lesbian I would adobt one if I could.
colonel you ate sir a gentelman

[Bronson Lee]

He does get a bit snooker loopy,
hitting old hitchhikers over the head with a cute,
dumps em in an acid bath behind the Little chef
and gos on the piss.

[jj]

Elton Dong wrote:
> dumps em in an acid bath behind the Little chef

That explains their awful food, then.