backdoor raiders john mason

[GINGER MIDGET]

After buying the one eyed jack production backdoor raiders,
i was suprised to see a man who was, uglyer and smaller than me in cock size and bald as well with it, this man i'm talking about is the one and only john pornstar mason, haha ha sorry john small in structure photographer mason, who in this film got to shag some fine tasty woman up the arse what a lucky fucker, so here i am everyone to become a pornstar like john mason, im 3'9 feet in height i have ginger hair and im going bald, but wait for it i have a 3 inch cock so there you go mason me old mate my dicks bigger than yours, anyone fancy a bit of the ginger midget hmm hmm

[Hornetbloke]

I knew Chris Evans' career had plummeted but this really takes the cake.......

[David Spenser]

The main difference between John Mason and Ginger Midget? John actually gets to fuck the girls...

[Hornetbloke]

Hence the vitriolic post methinks

[David Spenser]

Well, we can't all be out shagging, can we? The economy would bump and grind to a halt...