Petrol stations

[BeestonBoy]

The following people should be fucked and burned.

1) People driving wee cars who grind the entire forecourt to a stand still waiting for a pump on the same side as their filler cap!!

2) People who can not drive straight away from a pump when other folks are clearly queing behind them. Thay have to put every thing in its own little special place,re organise their wallet/purse and adjust their seat and mirrors.

3) Blokes who use them little plastic glove things to fill up. Pull your self together man!!

4) People who seem to decide to do their weekly shop at 5.00 o'clock on a friday at the super market filling station!!

5) People who on the way back to their cars during a busy period happen to spot some one they know filling up and proceed to pop over to them and have a little natter.

6) People who park in front of the tyre preasure machine so they can pop in for a sandwich.

7) People who fill up then proceed to pull several large Jerry cans out of the boot,to fill up as well whilst you and others are queing.

Or is this just me?

Cheers

BB

[BeestonBoy]

!laugh! !thumbsup!

[Nob3y]

The one I hate is when you goto fill up late at night( mainly areas of london)
Your not sure how much it will take in money to fill up and the bloke in the garage wont let you as you have to pay first !!!

[BeestonBoy]

This about sums up them folk



Wazza will love this as well im sure!!

[Arginald Valleywater]

Amazingly accurate. Espec at local Tesco station. Add on twats who insist on going through all the daily papers then bugger off without buying one!

[Flat_Eric]

I also dislike those selfish fuckers who park their vehicles BETWEEN two pumps, thus preventing someone else from using the one that they're not using themselves (these are probably the self same cunts who take up two parking spaces in car parks by positioning their vehicles so that they're perfectly bisected by the white line).

Or those wankers who leave a bloody great gap between the pump and their car, thus preventing someone else from driving through or using the pump opposite.

Or those twats who park at a pump - only to nip inside for a paper or a Mars bar.

- Eric

[mark cremona]

I have to take exception to number 3, the plastic gloves are for those of us who do not want to get diesel on our hands, so if anyone sees me filling up at the shell station in york way wandsworth in a beige W123 series 1985 lefthand drive 300 turbodiesel Mercedes, then please come and tell me what you think of me wearing a plastic glove and I will be happy to give you my response........