(You ) had a bad day.....

[Sam Slater]

You're just getting old! !laugh!

[Deuce Bigolo]

I've always found turning my hearing aid off is best when the 'hit singles' are in vogue

[Dickie Davies]

I'm with you Deuce - what was all this Leeds and Reading? Sorry to be completely thick but was it a two centre affair or is there some "in" place that counts as "Leeds and Reading".

Yes, I'm old!

[Pervert]

You're not the sad asshole who bobs up and down, while wearing an 18th century naval hat, behind the conductor when they're doing the sea shanties, are you? Or the inadequate with the klaxon who feels they have something to add to the music? Or the chartered accountant with the wee Union Jack to wave?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Morrris major & the minors said it best in a pisstake song

This is the chorus

Even great songs start to grate when their heard every day