RILF porn

[chatterji]

Deuce Bigolo came up with the concept in another thread. It made me laugh and I think it warrants its own thread.

Considering the Royals have been fucking us for generations, I think it's time we got our own back. The first release in the Royalty I'd Like to Fuck range, from ********** Films, will be 'Princess Michael of Cunt.'

Feel free to list your RILFs.

[Pervert]

As the late Linda Smith once noted about the royals, "You seem them standing waving on the balcony---a dozen people, but only three faces."

[Deuce Bigolo]

Princess Mary from(insert map of tasmania)

It vaguely resembles the nether regions

[Pervert]

I can't believe that story, Warren. Silver would never have demeaned himself.

[Jacques]

It's a common belief but not true....she only liked to watch horses at it, never engaged in the practice herself.

[Pervert]

Robin Hood did exist---he was William Wallace.

[Pervert]

William Wallace never had sex with a horse. He'd had some good food, and his comment, "Any mair?" was misconstrued.