Really bad chat up lines
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:09 pm
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
I'm ugly, you're beautiful, lets make average children.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Baby your butts like a beer keg, I'd like to tap that ass
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?!
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
For a fat girl you sure don?t sweat much.
Hey...nice shoes wanna fuck??
Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?
Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
Hi. You'll do.
I Have Got The F The C And The K All I Need Is U !
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you sleep on your stomach? (After they answer) you ask them "Can I".
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? Could I show you how to get one more?"
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I'm ugly, you're beautiful, lets make average children.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Baby your butts like a beer keg, I'd like to tap that ass
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?!
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
For a fat girl you sure don?t sweat much.
Hey...nice shoes wanna fuck??
Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?
Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
Hi. You'll do.
I Have Got The F The C And The K All I Need Is U !
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you sleep on your stomach? (After they answer) you ask them "Can I".
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? Could I show you how to get one more?"
http://www.pornlinksblog.com
http://www.rudehousewives.com
