Someone lend me 10 grand please

[James not Bond]

I wanna buy shares in Northern Rock, although at this rate ?10000 will soon buy the whole company.

All donations for this exercise gratefully received. Cheques payable to 'Honest James' retirement fund'

[ATS]

Lol - hope you got your money as their shares are up quite a bit now

[James not Bond]

Fraid not, no-one lent me the cash, pity, I could have made ?1000 in one day. I could have bought a lot of Smarties with that.