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I wanna buy shares in Northern Rock, although at this rate ?10000 will soon buy the whole company.

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Lol - hope you got your money as their shares are up quite a bit now

Fraid not, no-one lent me the cash, pity, I could have made ?1000 in one day. I could have bought a lot of Smarties with that.